RealTouch – The World’s First Virtual Sex Device For MenThis is like the FUFME but really works: a haptic personal pussy which is linked to porn films. The makers of the device have programmed it to respond by tightening and heating and rubbing and lubing just like the pornstar you’re watching is doing in the scene on your computer.
According to Fleshbot it works very well. But it’s a bit pricey. For your richer type masterbator then…
Belle de Jour is a science nerdAfter many years, book deals and a ITV series, Belle de Jour reveals her identity,
Her name is Dr Brooke Magnanti. Her specialist areas are developmental neurotoxicology and cancer epidemiology. She has a PhD in informatics, epidemiology and forensic science and is now working at the Bristol Initiative for Research of Child Health. She is part of a team researching the effects of exposure to the pesticide chlorpyrifos on foetuses and infants.
http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/books/article6917495.ece
Race matters in online datingThose funky people at OkCupid have posted yet another article on on-line dating habits, based on statistics extracted from their system.
http://blog.okcupid.com/index.php/2009/10/05/your-race-affects-whether-people-write-you-back/
X-Pole 50mm Dancing PoleThe reviews make sense: this is the BEST striptease pole you can get. Easy to set up using the DVD and solid.
Amazon.com: X-Pole 50mm Dancing Pole Xpole Striptease Pro Pole: Home & Garden.
NB Amazon is expensive – if you live in Europe, buy it straight from the supplier, it’s a lot cheaper!
10 Tips Good Girls Can Learn from Porn StarsDrinking coffee reduces breast sizeUS VP Paylin in Porno!Adult Travel – Viking’s Exotic Resort – Caribbean VacationsBad guys get the girlsAccording to this article, which otherwise contains no useful information whatsoever.
BoobpediaSquirting Videos Make Federal Prosecutor Mad as a Wet HenDeep in the bowels of Washington, a federal US Attorney is watching porn videos. Lots of porn videos. They are looking for crime, they’re looking for a cause, a way to bring back integrity to the US Attorney’s Office.
Now they’ve found one: filing an obscenity case against porn legend John Stagliano, and his company Evil Angel— for “squirting fetish” footage.
You remember what happened to the federal prosecutors under the Bush admin, right? Everyone who was interested in white collar crime, corruption, extortion, and child-kidnapping was told to fly right and start focussing on porno:
Two of the fired U.S. attorneys, Dan Bogden of Nevada and Paul Charlton of Arizona, were pressured by a top Justice Department official last fall to commit resources to adult obscenity cases, even though both of their offices faced serious shortages of manpower. Each of them warned top officials that pursuing the obscenity cases would force them to pull prosecutors away from other significant criminal investigations.
In Nevada, ongoing cases included gang violence and racketeering, corporate healthcare fraud, and the prosecution of a Republican official on corruption charges. In Arizona, they included multiple investigations of child exploitation, including “traveler” cases in which pedophiles arrive from elsewhere to meet children they’ve targeted online.
Anyone who didn’t toe the line, was fired and replaced with one of the Bible College grads who could follow simple instructions.
Yes, but this is old news. What’s interesting is that the screening room hasn’t shut down. The feds are watching more porn than ever. The ones that freak them out the most aren’t the hard cocks, the interracial sex, the homosexual taboos that so often frequented past federal investigations. That’s so 80s.
No, the movies they’re going after this time, are a milestone in obscenity trials. No one ever used to pay attention to female orgasm in porn tapes before… it was like Queen Victoria dismissing lesbianism. It just didn’t count for them. Dick was all that mattered.
In Milk Nymphos, Storm Squirters, and Fetish Fanatic 5 , the one common element is women simulating orgasm, and demonstrating such by squirting up a storm. The scenes are surreal, they’re so inauthentic, but what’s remarkable, in legal history, is that the ostensible pleasure on screen is depicting the thrill of female orgasm.
I think we have a breakthrough here. The feds want to make visible female excitement an obscenity.
YouPornLarger Breasts? Drink Tea!Gender differences in the noseSilicone foot with pussyDating for hot peopleTeledildonicsSex Movie SitesArt or Porn?Women are hypocrites!Misses going crazyDutch womens breasts increasesConsent formsFunny piece of media with some social commentary.
OMGSomething Awful has an incredible review of this film, littered with quotes like
The couple moves through a series of predictable sexual positions (each accompanied by punching of Daire’s ass or head) with long layovers that involve the man kicking her modest bosom or inserting much of his foot into her mouth. Probably the most painful-looking moment in the scene is when Daire assumes a head-down doggystyle position on the couch. The man begins having anal sex with her and then lifts a foot and steps on the side of her face while this is happening. She does not appear enthusiastic about this position and, given her discomfort, I move that it be stricken from the Kama Sutra.
At long last, the man reaches his climax and administers a series of blows to Daire’s head as he completes his day’s work. It should be noted that the men in the movie do restrain their punches. Not that the film doesn’t still appear quite painful for the women, just that the men seem aware that knocking the actress unconscious or punching teeth out of her mouth are probably grounds for a filming stop.
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What makes this dramatic finale great is that “Cram” and “Grip” “Johnson” appear on screen in a special follow-up to the donkey punching. Along with them is Alex Divine who is flexing her distended asshole at the camera like some sort of anal bodybuilder. They proceed to apologize for “that dumb bitch” who “totally fucked up the most important part of the scene.” She continues to be somewhat bitchy, which is understandable, and they act like stupid assholes, which is also understandable. They slap her and pull her hair, she spits at them. The best line is Cram’s, “there’s no wrong spot to hit a woman,” which if it saw broader release would go down as one of the all time greatest lines in film history for a variety of reasons.
Muscular women with huge boobs
