‘We used computer measuring tools to examine the dimensions and proportions of each pair of breasts, identifying four features common to all of them,’ he explains.

The features analysed were the dimensions of the upper and lower pole, medical terms that describe the areas above and below the nipple; plus the angle at which the nipple points and the slope of the upper pole.

‘The study revealed that in all cases the nipple ‘‘meridian’’ – the horizontal line drawn at the level of the nipple – lay at a point where, on average, the proportion of the breast above it represented 45 per cent of overall volume of the breast and below it 55 per cent.

‘In the majority of cases the upper pole was either straight or concave, and the nipple was pointing skywards at an average angle of 20 degrees. In all cases the breasts demonstrated a tight convex lower pole – a neat but voluminous curve.

‘For the second part of the study I analysed images of the breasts of ordinary women pre- and post- implant surgery to establish whether, if a breast deviates from these measurements, it becomes less attractive. And the answer is that it does, regardless of size.’

Plastic surgeon finds the ideal breast shape… by examining Page 3 girls | Mail Online.

If there is a happiness gap between you and your wife / partner, chances are she’ll break up with you… unless you’re the one more miserable.

Want to keep the wife happy? Be miserable | Mail Online.

This is like the FUFME but really works: a haptic personal pussy which is linked to porn films. The makers of the device have programmed it to respond by tightening and heating and rubbing and lubing just like the pornstar you’re watching is doing in the scene on your computer.

According to Fleshbot it works very well. But it’s a bit pricey. For your richer type masterbator then…

RealTouch – The World’s First Virtual Sex Device For Men – Watch Adult Movies And Feel The Action On The Screen With RealTouch.

After many years, book deals and a ITV series, Belle de Jour reveals her identity,

Her name is Dr Brooke Magnanti. Her specialist areas are developmental neurotoxicology and cancer epidemiology. She has a PhD in informatics, epidemiology and forensic science and is now working at the Bristol Initiative for Research of Child Health. She is part of a team researching the effects of exposure to the pesticide chlorpyrifos on foetuses and infants.

http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/books/article6917495.ece

Those funky people at OkCupid have posted yet another article on on-line dating habits, based on statistics extracted from their system.

http://blog.okcupid.com/index.php/2009/10/05/your-race-affects-whether-people-write-you-back/

The reviews make sense: this is the BEST striptease pole you can get. Easy to set up using the DVD and solid.

Amazon.com: X-Pole 50mm Dancing Pole Xpole Striptease Pro Pole: Home & Garden.

NB Amazon is expensive – if you live in Europe, buy it straight from the supplier, it’s a lot cheaper!

Or how to have a happy sex life – for both the girl and the guy!

Yet another reason to switch to tea…

Well done America, we’re voting for YOU!

Welcome to the island of the whores – enjoy yourself more and more by throwing more money into the packages they have!

According to this article, which otherwise contains no useful information whatsoever.

Yes – it’s Wikipedia for big breasted women!

Deep in the bowels of Washington, a federal US Attorney is watching porn videos. Lots of porn videos. They are looking for crime, they’re looking for a cause, a way to bring back integrity to the US Attorney’s Office.

Now they’ve found one: filing an obscenity case against porn legend John Stagliano, and his company Evil Angel— for “squirting fetish” footage.

You remember what happened to the federal prosecutors under the Bush admin, right? Everyone who was interested in white collar crime, corruption, extortion, and child-kidnapping was told to fly right and start focussing on porno:

Two of the fired U.S. attorneys, Dan Bogden of Nevada and Paul Charlton of Arizona, were pressured by a top Justice Department official last fall to commit resources to adult obscenity cases, even though both of their offices faced serious shortages of manpower. Each of them warned top officials that pursuing the obscenity cases would force them to pull prosecutors away from other significant criminal investigations.

In Nevada, ongoing cases included gang violence and racketeering, corporate healthcare fraud, and the prosecution of a Republican official on corruption charges. In Arizona, they included multiple investigations of child exploitation, including “traveler” cases in which pedophiles arrive from elsewhere to meet children they’ve targeted online.

Anyone who didn’t toe the line, was fired and replaced with one of the Bible College grads who could follow simple instructions.

Yes, but this is old news. What’s interesting is that the screening room hasn’t shut down. The feds are watching more porn than ever. The ones that freak them out the most aren’t the hard cocks, the interracial sex, the homosexual taboos that so often frequented past federal investigations. That’s so 80s.

No, the movies they’re going after this time, are a milestone in obscenity trials. No one ever used to pay attention to female orgasm in porn tapes before… it was like Queen Victoria dismissing lesbianism. It just didn’t count for them. Dick was all that mattered.

In Milk Nymphos, Storm Squirters, and Fetish Fanatic 5 , the one common element is women simulating orgasm, and demonstrating such by squirting up a storm. The scenes are surreal, they’re so inauthentic, but what’s remarkable, in legal history, is that the ostensible pleasure on screen is depicting the thrill of female orgasm.

I think we have a breakthrough here. The feds want to make visible female excitement an obscenity.

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No idea if it works, but these guys are advertising tea that will increase ths size of your breasts. No painful surgery!

OK, so this is in mice, but if lab mice are engineered to not have the TRPC2 gene, or if they remove the pheremone receptor in their noses, females start acting like males and shag around, become riotous and leave their kids after as little as two days if a male comes around.
The most interesting inference the scientists made is that basically male / female behaviour is not hardwired into the brain, but comes (for a large part, and at least in mice) from this gene. Thus, there is only one basic model of brain for each species. The body around it creates the gender differences.

edit: 7/8/7
Of course, this study that show that women over 65 who have drunk more than 3 cups of coffee per day have better memories than those who didn’t (and for men it doesn’t make any difference) puts a bit of a cloud on that idea, hey?

This is just bizarre. Built for foot fetishists with a twist…

It gets much much weirder than this…

A novel way of dating, www.hotenough.com only allows hot people in. This is measured by submitting 3 pictures. The members of the site rate you, and if your average rating is higher than an 8, you get to join. If not, then tough.

Years and years ago we had the FuckU-FuckMe genitaldrives models M and F which promised remote sex. It was a hoax, but still fun.

Now another company is claiming a release of a usb version with the virtual hole and stick set. The diagrams look crude and the pictures look horrible. But is it for real? Don’t know…

Who knew – free sex on teh internets?

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This is a question that seemed to come up in the 70s a lot more than it does nowadays, but I guess what with people putting great white sharks in formaldehyde and chopping up cows and putting them in formaldehyde, the art world has other things to think about when it comes down to what is art or not.
Anyway, I was looking though a comprehensive gallery of “erotic art” when a few things took my attention:
The subjects of the drawings displayed were almost all women. There is a certain cartoony air to the works, and most of the bodies represent a perfection even supermodels can barely attain – large breasts, or at any rate sagless breasts, flat stomachs, and tight asses. Hardly any fat, hardly any humanity to the pictures. I could be wrong, as some were obviously modelled by real people, but is this stuff really art? There are 52 x 16 pictures on this site to view, but I chose a few which kind of represent both sides of the arugment IMHO.

All that talk about them being more moral and loyal and men having sex on the brain – it turns out that women cheat far more often (40% of them!) than men do (34%) as well as want more sex to be satisfied. Men still think about it more often though!

And the craziest of them all is… Ms. Nevada – who not only is smoking hot herself, but has 2 smoking hot friends who’s nipples she like to lick!

Apparently 32% of Dutch women now have D-cup or larger compared with 20% five years ago!

Funny piece of media with some social commentary.

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